The Psychic Remote Control

"I can't read your mind; I don't have ESPN."

Mixed Metaphor Of The Gods

"It's the white elephant in the room."

(If you don't get it, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_in_the_room)

One Step At A Time

"One day, if I can touch my toes, I'm going to have a major party."